Ach! My Eyes!
Always on the hunt for a way to be of greater service, Planned Obsolescence hereby brings you The World’s Worst Newspaper-Headline Pun Ever, which, I kid you not, was the teaser above the masthead on the front page of yesterday’s London Times:
SISTERS ARE DOING IT FOR THEIR ELVES.
No, no. Don’t thank me. I’m just happy to share.
20 December 2003, 4.49 pm
Worse than Oldest, undeniably male fossil found in British rock group?