Archive for December, 2006

Waiting for the Bomb Squad*

[This post was written on 19 December; internet access has been a bit non-ideal, so things are coming on a bit of a time delay.]

I hate to admit it, but Meg’s right: I’m clearly cursed. I want very much to say that I make an exceedingly good travel companion—good organizational skills, excellent sense of direction, very flexible and relaxed attitude, a good eye for pubs—but things have now hit a point at which I’ve got to begin looking a little deeper. Perhaps it’s just more of that post-Catholic guilt, or perhaps it’s life in a post-Dr. Phil age, but there comes a point when enough bad things have happened to you that you’ve got to start wondering what you’re doing to bring it on.

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Why I Have the Best Boyfriend Ever, In One Short Sentence

“That new haircut really makes you look thin.”

What’s Wrong with This Phrase?

With apologies to the student who wrote it:  I know something is wrong with what follows, but I can’t quite make my brain kick up information about what and why.

9% of the Senate consists of women…

When you say that something “consists” of something else, you’re usually saying that several something elses go into making up that something, right?  So I think I’d be good with “The Senate consists of nine women and 91 men.” But to say that nine percent of the Senate consists of women sounds to me as though women are only one ingredient in that nine percent.

Am I right here?  Or am I just getting dizzy from looking at the pile of grading in front of me?

How Not to Get There

I took a fairly long drive west yesterday, to go to a barbeque hosted by Bitch Ph.D. and attended by some other bloggy folks in the area.  I’m always a little nervous about this meeting-online-people-offline business, and so I over-calculated a little bit.  Things were starting up at 4, and I didn’t want to be too early, and then there’s traffic between here and there, and… well, you just never really know how it’s going to go.  So I rolled out of here at a time that I estimated should land me there in the 4.15 to 4.30 vicinity, and figured that if traffic held me up a bit, well, I’ll be a bit more fashionable.

Well.  There were a couple of things that I failed to take into account in my calculations:

1.  Rain.

2.  Me being an idiot.

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in memoriam literati

Ben has opened a discussion over at if:book about Gore Vidal’s recent BookForum interview, in which, among other things, he laments the death of American readership.  I’ve taken this as an opportunity to rant a bit about the presuppositions of this kind of death-discourse, which I’ve gone on at length about in The Anxiety of Obsolescence.  I feel strongly enough about this comment to republish it here:

Oh, boy. Don’t get me started. I’ve got an entire book’s worth of arguments about this. These sorts of declinist arguments (no one reads anymore, and reading used to be so important; there are no famous novelists anymore, and novelists used to be stars!) nearly always seem to me led by two incorrect premises: a nostalgic over-estimation of the past importance of reading/the novel/the novelist to mainstream US culture, and a pessimistic, overly narrow underestimation of what’s happening in contemporary culture. Yes, reading was very important, and the novel was a key cultural form, and novelists used to hit the talk-show circuit, but all of that was a far more limited phenomenon than it seems. Reading, particularly of fiction, has generally been the province of an educated segment of the population with an adequate supply of leisure time and the desire to fill that leisure time with an imaginative, edifying experience. It’s arguable that in the 1950s economic and social forces combined to make that segment of the population seem both extremely large and central, but it was far from universal. (In a similar vein, one might revisit who the audience for talk shows such as Jack Paar and Johnny Carson was, and how that audience—and thus the nature of the talk show—has shifted in the last fifty years.)

But, on the present: anyone who suggests that there are no famous authors today has a very narrow definition of fame. Making such a statement requires never having shown up at a David Foster Wallace reading, or a similar appearance by any number of other writers. And even writers who don’t appear are famous: Pynchon has been on The Simpsons! Can you imagine the mob scene if he ever decided to show up in public? It’s of course arguable, as I think Vidal is suggesting, that this kind of fame isn’t mainstream, that these audiences are somehow on the fringe of contemporary culture; I’d argue that such readerships have always been more removed from the mainstream than they might have seemed, and that, in fact, the construction of this audience as “marginal” within US culture has been part of a conscious attempt to protect the novel’s audience by creating a sort of cultural wildlife preserve, away from the depredations of more contemporary media forms.

And on those contemporary media forms: it’s my sense that people aren’t doing less reading than they used to, but rather that they’re doing far more; it’s just that the scene of reading no longer involves a retreat from the general flow of life into a quiet space with a discrete, printed object. Now the scene of reading is everywhere: public, communal, wired. And the form of reading looks quite different: sometimes it involves the interpretation of visual images and embodied performances rather than simply the processing of text. The book is not alone, and won’t ever be alone again; authors have got to start thinking about the ways that new forms of reading might be used to their advantage, rather than retreating into nostalgia.

After publishing which, I realized what I’d left out:

(I failed to mention the first time out that all of this has echoes of Norma Desmond reverberating in my head: ‘Reading is big. It’s print that got small.’)

There’s Supposed to Be a Lull!

This is supposed to be a relatively slow week, the quiet before the storm: classes end tomorrow, and I won’t have any substantive grading to do until Friday, most likely. Pre-registration is done. Meetings are winding down. I’m supposed to have time to do things like, say, write on this here blog, which I’ve been ignoring dreadfully of late.

Instead, I’ve got an article for a conference proceedings that’s due tomorrow, which deadline I’m becoming increasingly unlikely to meet, and then I’m giving a talk at the Art Center in Pasadena on Friday, and I’ve got to get that ready. So there’s unlikely to be much from me here, unless I get caught up in posting bits of what I’m doing elsewhere. Witness the next post, which I’m separating from this one for no reason that I can articulate at the moment…